My novel explores themes surrounding our thorny relationship with objects –

and is currently looking for a publisher.

A CHORUS OF CRITICS

Crispin Cliffe, obsessive online reviewer, perfectionist, insomniac and serial husband, is a Greenwich hotelier in the midst of his fourth divorce and a glut of phobia problems.  

While abroad at a prestigious hotel industry conference,  Crispin Cliffe  receives news of a scathing review of his own hotel and rushes back to London in panic. As he attempts to hunt down the inside informant and prevent his latest divorce, he begins to believe that he has become the victim of a malicious campaign orchestrated by his wife as well as by an increasing number of both animate and inanimate spies and enemies – all hell-bent on bringing his hotel, his dreams and his sanity down.